RCN-GLP #5 Rhein-Ruhr

The end is near!

With a comfortable advantage in the Advanced class ranking it is now time to focus on the overall standings of the RCN-GLP 2026 championship!
Given that the overall rankings table is lagging behind in terms of updates, nobody really knows where H2R stands, but according to Driver #1’s reverse-engineered calculations it should be somewhere around 3rd place with a slight advantage over P4 which must be maintained at all cost over the next 2 events.

Now let’s look back at event #5 and how the team got there!
After a well deserved summer break the #157 E46 was treated to an all-round brake pads replacement, giving H2R drivers the confidence to ‘send it’ and use the full potential of the 115 horsepower at their disposal.

Later on Friday afternoon, and before the thrills of bringing the mighty #157 for technical inspection (which it eventually passed with flying colors) our drivers proceeded with a casual sub-10 lap in the E61 525i support wagon to ensure that the entire fleet of support vehicles is up to the task.

Much debate and conflict followed in order to decide on the best combination of size and color of the Nurburgring sticker that was now due to the E61 support wagon. This irrevocable decision had such an impact on Driver #1 that he subsequently refused the shop owners’ offer for free sandwiches.
The damage was done, Driver #2 was left with the sour taste of his tears in light of this treason and mutiny, as he slowly drowned into jet-lag madness following his return from the PDT time-zone (-9h).

But there’s nothing that pizza and beers can’t fix, so our drivers lined up on the Saturday morning ready to take on the Green Hell with watchmaker precision.

All participants shared the same ‘send it’ spirit, and without losing focus despite the multiple unfortunate accidents around them, H2R drivers completed the event with high hopes. These were not the ‘null rounds’ series that they expected, but a fair amount of low-delta laps nonetheless!

But H2R had to disappoint the fans that showed up at the results ceremony, hundreds left in tears upon learning that, for once, H2R drivers had to leave the Eifel region before receiving their trophies from the hands of organizers. ‘Snobs!’, ‘Success got to their heads!’, ‘Such divas!’, the press went wild on H2R drivers that were supposed to claim their trophies for P1 in class once again!

A great result that brings us back to the introduction, and the chase for an overall podium in the 2026 season!

Enjoy the full event on Youtube !

RCN-GLP #4 Rhein-Sieg

Fans have been longing with anticipation all summer long, but the long-awaited report of RCN-GLP #4 is finally here!

Has the windshield wiper been fixed ? Did the Audi bumper car strike back ? Is there now air-conditioning in the mighty E46 ? But above all, was it another win ?!?

Yes, no, no, and yes.

Relax! The story doesn’t end here!

This event put the driver’s physical condition and heat-resistance to the test, and while drivers passed with flying colors, the cameras didn’t, and neither did the brake pads.

For this specific event the race started at 1:00PM, a luxury that is usually reserved to professional drivers. For once H2R had a taste of this lazy schedule and drivers could sleep beyond sunrise. In hindsight, an early race would have been nice…

As drivers lined up on the grid with outside temperatures around 30 degrees, the delayed start did nothing to improve conditions in the oven-like E46 (start was delayed to ensure that track conditions were optimal, so there is no complaint here!).

As the event went on, an all-too-familiar noise of metal-on-metal started developing around the end of the first stint. Some will see yet another attempt of Driver #1 to extend his lead in the internal H2R championship of “who gets the lowest total penalty in the season”, while some others don’t believe in conspiracy theories and will admit that 36 laps of the Nordschleife is acceptable wear for brake pads!

This didn’t stop H2R from continuing on their streak of victories, with a P1 in class and P6 overall, just one spot short of the promise made to the event organizer to make P5 overall this time! The challenge continues…
Unfortunately, there is no video evidence of this prowess as both cameras failed during the event, leaving only an hour-long recording of waiting on the grid, to the tune of Driver #2 singing as he slowly drowned into madness from the heat, and no one wants to see that.

With the summer break ahead, H2R consolidated their overall P1 in class, and were praised as the “Rookie Masters” by the brand new RCN-GLP marketing team in the mid-season article.

The battle continues as H2R is dedicated to reaching top 5 overall at the end of the season with 3 events to go !